Hey shorty, its your worst day. There’s no party, cause its your worst day. Don’t bring Bacardi, it’s you worst day. And lemme tell you it’s yo’ mothafuckin’ worst day!
Ahem.
In all seriousness, it was a pretty terrible day for 50 Cent (remember him? He was, like, the most popular rapper at one time). E! reported today that the once-mega-famous rapper was slapped with a restraining order from his baby’s mama (otherwise known as “the usual” on Judge Hatchett). Ex-lover Shaniqua (srsly?) Tompkins said she felt compelled to file the order after a fire destroyed her Long Island estate, believing that 50 Cent was behind it. Other details in the order include that on days that 50’s son comes to visit him, all pickups must be done curbside from his mother’s house, and that 50 must disown all of his firearms (FAT CHANCE!). And where was 50 Cent to defend himself? In the gangsta nation of Canada, duh.
Nevertheless, 50 of course retaliated (duh), and filed a $20 million defamation suit against Tompkins. Because honestly, how else is this sorry ass has-been gonna make money? His last album did poorly regards to his former sales, and if he ain’t gettin’ no lovin’, he sure as hell needs enough dough to buy some. Like he’s always said: Get Rich, or Die Tryin’.
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