The Lane Train

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Oh My God, It’s Over…Kinda

Posted by thelanetrain on July 9, 2008

Today is a sad day for tabloids across America.  For you see, it was on this day that the family of murder victim and exploited child pageant star JonBenet Ramsey was FINALLY CLEARED, OK?  The DNA tests show that John Ramsey, his dead wife Patsy, and their children DID NOT KILL JONBENET, OK?  So everyone who thinks that the parents did it and that this was all a huge conspiracy can SHUT THE FUCK UP (that includes you, NATIONAL ENQUIRER).  Now until the real killer steps forward and claims responsibility, everyone just shut up and GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES.  THIS CASE IS PRETTY MUCH DEAD.

Meanwhile, OJ is still on the lookout for the real killer.  14 years and counting…


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