The Lane Train

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Now it Gets Better: Wife leaves A-Rod to Create Super Duper Love Quadrilateral

Posted by thelanetrain on July 3, 2008

Yesterday, the media was all a titter twitter about the rumors of Madonna and A-Rod’s late night trysts.  Most of us thought, “This couldn’t get any better”.  Well, surprise!  It totally did.

The big news today is that A-Rod and wife Cynthia are now on the outs.  According to People, Cynthia Rodriguez ran off to Paris to be with rocker Lenny Kravitz while on tour, although Kravitz denies any allegations of relations between the two.  In fact, Kravitz issued this very simple statment explaining the whole affair (no pun intended):

“Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex’s trainer, his wife and their baby girl.  She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer.”

Oh Lenny, you’re not an adulterer, that implies such a negative connotation.  Besides, you’ve made it so simple, she’s there with someone’s baby daddy godfather trainer wife…whatever.  I’ll have to make a big chart explaining all the details because this kerfluffle has got me so confused.  Oh, and isn’t it ironic that Madonna and Kravitz used to, like, totally date?  Ooooooo….

According to representatives, the couple is still together.  However, many media outlets, such as The New York Daily News say that their marriage is officially kaput.  Whatever the situation is, this is definitely going to make for one hot tabloid fiesta.  And if it means more outrageous puns, I’m so down!

After The Jump: The Low-Tech MS Paint approach to this outrageous tryst-filled relationship

I just made this using MS Paint (no photoshop at the moment) to further illustrate the relationships.  Sadly, no trainer baby daddy on the chart.  Click to enlarge:

(Top Image via Gawker)

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