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The Lamest Fight in Hollywood That You’re Not Caring About

Posted by thelanetrain on July 2, 2008

Omigod you guys, did you hear?  Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen are like, so having the hugest fight ever.  It’s like nonstop drama that’s been hitting both coasts and both sides are getting like, so worked up about it.  Somebody please do something before I spill my Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf coffee all over myself blogging about it!  Actually, not possible since those aren’t in New York, but anyway, this is the stupidest celebrity feud I have ever heard about, and it proves that Spencer Pratt is a huge pussy.

After The Jump: The story of the Pratt-Olsen War

The feud between Mr. Heidi Montag and one half of the Olsens all began way way back in High School, when Pratt and Olsen were at a party and someone snapped a less-than-flattering photo of Olsen “drunk”.  So when Pratt finally got his hands on the photo from that party, what did he do with it?  Oh nothing, he only sold it for $50,000.  What a douchebag.

Then Pratt went on The Late Show with David Letterman recently to promote something Hills related, and announces that he wouldn’t go to a club for less than $100K.  Seriously (great screencap through that link, btw).  Letterman, less than impressed, immediately puts Pratt in his place, along with Paul Shaffer.  Long story short: Douchebag gets owned by TV vets.

A few weeks later, Mary-Kate goes on to promote her upcoming movie, and she appears a little less than awake.  So after getting totally ragged on by Letterman, he mentions that Pratt was a guest a few weeks ago, to which Olsen remarked that they went to the same high school and that Pratt was on the soccer team.  Oh, and “he does not have a good temper…he walked out of a few games…he would walk off the field.”  FYI, they were not friends at the time either.

So when Pratt heard of this, he totally had to man up and get back that smarmy little bitch for sullying his good name (not that Letterman didn’t embarrass him enough).  In an interview with (who else) Us Weekly, Pratt fired right back at Olsen, going strong on the offense:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see…She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.  I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman, [but] I forgive her, though.  She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”



Just when we thought that Spencer finally shut that woman up and came out on top, he recently apologized to her for the comments!

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff.  I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman. I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”

Spencer, you’re a huge pussy.  This only proves you’ll do pretty much anything to get attention and your name in the press.  You pretty much have your face plastered all over the internet and TV anyway, and nobody even uses lunchboxes anymore.  Call me when you’ve grown some balls and you’ve stopped being a whiny little bitch.

No word from the Olsen camp on the apology, but lets just say Mary-Kate has this fight in the bag.


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