The Lane Train

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Madonna’s Pinch Hitter

Posted by thelanetrain on July 2, 2008

So in case you’ve been under a rock today, the big news in New York is that soon to be divorceé Madonna and New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez have been hooking up…a lot.  According to The New York Post (who else would you expect in this town), A-Rod has been visiting Madonna at her Upper West Side apartment since his wife gave birth to his second child in April.  Also, there have been reports of repeated infidelity in the Rodriguez family as A-Rod has been seen repeatedly with a stripper and Madonna has just started her divorce process with Guy Ritchie.  Oh, and they are both way into Kabbalah.

Reps from both sides are denying any form of a tryst ever occurring between the two, but rumor has it that the doormen of Madonna’s building have been buzzing about it nonstop.  Is Madonna going to third with the third basemen?  Is there a squeeze play we don’t know about?  Can she justify his glove?

More great puns and affair titles available at Gawker.

(Image via Gawker)


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