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Verne Troyer Makes a Sex Tape, Simultaneously Causes Everyone to Gouge Their Own Eyes Out

Posted by thelanetrain on June 25, 2008

This has got to be one of the most awful things ever leaked to the public.  Defamer reported today that a sex-tape featuring Verne Troyer (who will forever be remembered as “Mini-Me” (above)) and his live-in girlfriend at the time.  No offense to Troyer, but please, nobody wants to see you in a sex tape.  Everyone just wants to know you as the adorable little midget who bites Mike Myers’ balls in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

But that isn’t the only news for the occasional actor and former reality star.  TMZ reports that Kevin Blatt (the artistic genius who brought you One Night in Paris) has acquired the tape and is looking to sell it to a distributor for $100,000.  A hundred Gs for amateur midget porn?  Either inflation is rising or our tastes are hitting rock bottom.  Either way, its downright disgusting and uncalled for.

Just please don’t star in any pornos with this guy.  Please.

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One Response to “Verne Troyer Makes a Sex Tape, Simultaneously Causes Everyone to Gouge Their Own Eyes Out”

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