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Best. Headline. Ever.

Posted by thelanetrain on June 23, 2008

Fox News reported this headline today:

God Busted on Cocaine Charges Near Florida Church

Apparently, a man by the name of God Lucky Howard (awesome!) sold cocaine to undercover cops in his neighborhood and was later found with 22 grams of the stuff and scale at his Tampa, Florida home. Plus, he was dealing right by a local church and school. We’d totes make an Amy Winehouse joke right about now, but it’s just not appropriate.

This item, however, apparently happened minutes after Satan donated $100,000 to the Children’s Miracle Network.


One Response to “Best. Headline. Ever.”

  1. Aaron Joshua Sodbryk said

    I cannot believe this. Wow. Talk about a funny headline.

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