The Lane Train

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Billy Ray Cyrus “Didn’t Know” About Miley’s Racy Shoot

Posted by thelanetrain on June 17, 2008

Hey everyone, remember earlier this year when Miley Cyrus appeared like, almost naked in Vanity Fair? We totes thought that everyone involved, including the magazine, Annie Liebovitz, and most importantly, her father, would have known something about what was going to transpire. We couldn’t have been more wrong.

While appearing on The Today Show to promote another American Idol ripoff show, Billy Ray Cyrus told Meredith Viera that he “didn’t know they were gonna strip her down and wrap her in a blanket,” and that he felt as if “everything was in control.” Fine, Dad was clueless, and the photograph sparked a huuuuuge wave of controversy among conservative pundits and tween girls. But the best quote from today’s interview? When asked why he ever exchanged any words with Vanity Fair after the shoot, Cyrus replied:

“I didn’t because my dad always told me the more you stomp in poop the more it stinks.”

Honestly Billy Ray, we couldn’t have said it any better ourselves. Now run home to yer ma and pa for some chitlins before them gets cold.

In other related news, The Jonas Brothers, Disney’s latest teen/tween sensation, are being marketed as Jesus lovers.



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