Guess Who Got Married?
Posted by thelanetrain on November 25, 2008
That’s right, kids. Everyone’s favorite power couple/douchebag collective/braindead idiots Heidi and Spencer got fucking married. Yup. All that fighting, drama, catfightting, and bitchery that seems to pervade their forever engagedness on The Hills was for nought. Accoring to Newsday, the two eloped to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (Wow, really? I guess that’s slightly better than getting married at Senor Frogs in Cancun) and tied the knot in a private ultra secret ceremony. Not even Heidi’s folks were there! And what’s worse, Spencer even told Heidi, “You complete me”. See, not even Spencer can write his own wedding vows.
Also, get excited, Hills fans. NANA PRATT IS THROWING DOWN NEXT WEEK! OHHHH SHITTTTTTTTT! Clearly I wish I had more of a source than watching next week’s trailer.
