Heidi and Spencer Plan Trip to Iraq, America Dumbfounded
Posted by thelanetrain on July 22, 2008
It’s been a summer of bizarre and stupid headlines for Hollywood’s dumbest duo. Between feudin’ Spencer and “OMG I’m like Jesus” Heidi, could the Pratt-Montag juggernaut get any more retarded? Yes it can.
People reported yesterday that the two were planning a trip to Iraq. You know, like for the shopping, spas, and exclusive clubs that will pay Spencer’s $100,000 partying fee. Actually, they’e going on a USO sponsored tour to perform for the troops. Yes, you heard me right, to perform.
While the trip is surprisingly a well-reasoned idea (Heidi’s stepbrother was a veteran of Afghani and Iraqi combat before passing away unexpectedly), I’m not so sure that sending these two to entertain the troops is really a good idea. Heidi can barely sing herself, and what is Spencer going to do, walk around in a popped collar shirt and dance to bass-heavy hip-hop club jams?
Realistically, they could set up the stage to look like Club Area and have a bunch of extras walk around as Heidi and Spencer argue like children, throwing drinks at each other. Yeah, I think that would be the best use of their combined talents.
